THE LIST: What's Out and In for 2004?
By Hank Stuever
Washington Post Staff Writer
Thursday, Jan. 1, 2004; Page C01 Here's your List for 2004, and it's been 100 percent metrosexualized by yet another bossy sissy. We'd stick around and explain it to you, but everything on our List has already (already?!) been griped about and refuted on somebody's smarter-than-thou blog. (Drat!) So we'll be down in the spider hole if you need us, with our neat new friend Scarlett Johansson (in!) or maybe Elijah Wood (out?), hiding from Fox News, orange alerts, the next 50 Cent album and that creeeeepy-looking Mel Gibson Jesus movie. We're also dodging any more essays about Paris Hilton and/or the effect of the celebutante on modern culture. It's safe down here -- no Blaster worms, flu superstrains or Karl Rove. Plus we have time to write children's books, practice our frog march, unstitch the cholo monograms from our cigarette pants, and work on our robot. (Our girl robot.) You can handle it from here, and if you can't, there's always Google. Like the banner on the big boat says, Mission Accomplished! Cheers, queers. | OUT | IN | | Skanky | Lovely | | Undercover | Non-Official Cover | | Remixes | Guitar Solos | | Snowboarding | Kiteboarding | | Letting Your Boyfriend Videotape It | Letting A Major Network Videotape It | | The NBA | And-1 | | Martha Stewart Living | Sandra Lee Semi-Homemade Cooking | | Belvedere | Cointreau | | Rocawear | Throwback Jerseys | | Arianna Huffington | Der Gropenfuhrer | | MTV2 | Fuse | | Hiltons | Olsens | | British Intelligence | British Television | | Gourmet Cotton Candy | Homemade Marshmallows | | Jessica Lynch | Shoshana Johnson | | Flat Hair | Wavy Hair | | Spike Jonze | Sofia Coppola | | Glaceau Vitamin Water | Pom Wonderful | | The Strokes | The Shins | | Mutual Funds | Google's IPO | | "Elimidate" | "Lingo" | | Clay Aiken | Barry Manilow | | "Jesus Is My Homeboy" T-Shirts | Tank Tops With Yiddish Sayings | | Bobbi Brown Beach Body Oil | Lush Back For Breakfast Shower Gel | | Mini Cooper | Scion XB | | Celebrity Crime | "Celebrity Poker" | | Overscheduled Kids | Unrestricted Playtime | | Bleached Denim Wrinkles | Baked Denim Wrinkles | | Grady Little | Steve Bartman | | "28 Days Later" | "30 Days of Night" | | PowerPoint | Handouts | | Paparazzi | Helicopterazzi | | Trucker Hats | Intellectualizing The Trucker Hat Dilemma | | Avoiding Albacore | Finding Nemo | | Homeland Security | Social Security | | Friendster Cliques | Stepford Wives | | Jimmy Fallon | Jack Black | | Zipzap Cars | Beyblades | | Wire-Fu Fight Scenes | Catfights | | Bachelors | Average Joes | | Jackasses | Badasses | | Siegfried & Roy | Suddenly Siegfried | | John Mayer | Jack Johnson | | Lettuce-Wrapped Hamburgers | Cheeseburger-Flavored Fries Made of Meat | | Jimmy Choo | Holly Dunlap | | Paul Smith Throw Rugs | Todd Oldham La-Z-Boys | | The White Stripes | Whitening Strips | | Josh Hartnett | Gael Garcia Bernal | | Jennifer Garner | Mischa Barton | | David Beckham | Freddy Adu | | Sushi | Crudo | | Segway | Honda Ruckus | | "Shake It Like a Polaroid Picture" | "My Milkshake Brings All The Boys to the Yard" | | "The Matrix" | Metrics | | "Suh-Weet!" | "Crisp!" | | Listening to Coldplay | Marrying Coldplay | | "K Street" | "Avenue Q" | | Von Dutch | Original Penguin By Munsingwear | | Tiny Dogs | Hairless Cats | | "Nip/Tuck" | "The O.C." | | Sharpies in the End Zone | Cell Phones in the End Zone | | James Carville | Gollum | | Martha Burk | Code Pink | | Ten Penh | Buck's Fishing & Camping | | Infant Greens | Iceberg Lettuce | | Yellowcake | Hafnium | | Viagra | Levitra | | Botox Injections | Toe Reductions | | Donatella Versace | Viktor & Rolf | | Kids Who Read "Eragon" Books | Kids Who Read "His Dark Materials" Books | | Saying Something Is "Ne Plus Ultra" | Saying It's "Sui Generis" | | Combing Through Itunes | Subscribing to Activaire | | Flash Mobs | Howard Dean Mobs | | Adidas | Y-3 by Adidas | | Enormous Scarves | Ugg Boots (Warning: Expires Feb. 7) | | Jack Nicholson | Bill Murray | | Bachelorettes | Quirkyalones | | Bands Who Look Like Blondie | Bands Who Look Like the Allman Brothers | | "Rich Girls" | "Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica" | | Sondheim | Kushner | | Us Weekly | The Star | | "While You Were Out" | "Clean Sweep" |
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