washingtonpost.com - Dave Barryhttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/style/columns/barrydave?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveDave Barryen-us15washingtonpost.com14020http://www.washingtonpost.comhttp://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/hp/image/wp_web.gif<![CDATA[The Last Laugh]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A35015-2004Dec29.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A35015-2004Dec29.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT Dave Barry<![CDATA[No Thanks for the Memories]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A17687-2004Dec21.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A17687-2004Dec21.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT Dave Barry<![CDATA[A Gentleman's Ideal Companion]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A17691-2004Dec21.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A17691-2004Dec21.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT Dave Barry<![CDATA[An Off-Color Rift]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A218-2004Dec14.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A218-2004Dec14.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT Dave Barry<![CDATA[Your Gift Is in the Male]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A44760-2004Dec7.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A44760-2004Dec7.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT Dave Barry<![CDATA[The Agony of da Feet]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A22965-2004Nov30.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A22965-2004Nov30.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT Dave Barry<![CDATA[The News in Briefs]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A9240-2004Nov24.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A9240-2004Nov24.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT Dave Barry<![CDATA[Gobble This]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A54969-2004Nov16.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A54969-2004Nov16.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT Dave Barry<![CDATA[An Important Heads Up]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A38114-2004Nov9.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A38114-2004Nov9.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT Dave Barry<![CDATA[A Sticky Situation]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A20234-2004Nov2.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A20234-2004Nov2.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT Dave Barry<![CDATA[A Man's Job]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3442-2004Oct27.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3442-2004Oct27.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT Dave Barry<![CDATA[Takin' Care of Gridlock]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A46887-2004Oct20.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A46887-2004Oct20.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT Dave Barry<![CDATA[This Jargon Is Too Stupid!]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A31457-2004Oct14.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A31457-2004Oct14.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT Dave Barry<![CDATA[Good Vibrations]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A12293-2004Oct6.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A12293-2004Oct6.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT Dave Barry<![CDATA[Muscle-Mass Hysteria]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A58677-2004Sep29.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A58677-2004Sep29.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT Dave Barry<![CDATA[Guys and Flies]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A45590-2004Sep23.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A45590-2004Sep23.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT Dave Barry<![CDATA[Machine Politics]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A10553-2004Sep10.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A10553-2004Sep10.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT Dave Barry<![CDATA[When Readers Share . . .]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3767-2004Sep7.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3767-2004Sep7.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT Dave Barry<![CDATA[The Trying Game]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A50656-2004Aug31.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A50656-2004Aug31.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMT The good part is this: Say I'm lying on the sofa watching pro football, and my team, the Miami Dolphins, has the ball, and it's third and four, a situation in which the Dolphins, after considering all 3,487 of their offensive plays, always...]]> Dave Barry<![CDATA[Dodging Darts]]>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A30135-2004Aug24.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydavehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A30135-2004Aug24.html?nav=rss_style/columns/barrydaveMon, 3 Jan 2005 8:38:50 GMTNo, that's a stupid question. You rate yourself above average. It's a well-known fact that all humans consider themselves to be above-average drivers, including primitive Amazonian mud people who have not yet discovered the wheel.]]> Dave Barry