<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>washingtonpost.com - Art Buchwald</title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/style/columns/buchwaldart?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><description>Art Buchwald</description><language>en-us</language><ttl>15</ttl><image><title>washingtonpost.com</title><width>140</width><height>20</height><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com</link><url>http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/hp/image/wp_web.gif</url></image><item><title><![CDATA[You Gotta Have Faith]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A6222-2005Apr20.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A6222-2005Apr20.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[  Jeepers  creepers, the Republicans' dirty secret is out. The Democrats who are filibustering Congress are against people of faith. Leading the attack is Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, who speaks for all of God's children in the GOP.]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ah, the Life of Riley (Till Riley Finds Out)]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A64619-2005Apr18.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A64619-2005Apr18.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[  Do you know your name? Good. Now, do you know that a lot of other people whom you don't know also know your name?]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[Have Gun, Will Smoke]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A51648-2005Apr13.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A51648-2005Apr13.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[  "The class will come to order. Today we will discuss the smoking gun, the most important subject you will learn in law school. Who knows what a smoking gun is? The man in the back."]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[Blessed Are the Fit]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A45381-2005Apr11.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A45381-2005Apr11.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[  Jane Fonda just wrote a book. This is my connection with her.]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[Teeing Off Online]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A32730-2005Apr6.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A32730-2005Apr6.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[  How  do people get their news? Let me count the ways.]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Bench Press]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A26598-2005Apr4.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A26598-2005Apr4.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ William Shakespeare became a celebrity when he said, "Kill all the lawyers."]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[Getting Oiled]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A14459-2005Mar30.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A14459-2005Mar30.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[   It's no secret that the price of oil is going up. But very few people have any idea what it tastes like.]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[Casey on  The Hill]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A8376-2005Mar28.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A8376-2005Mar28.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[   I<em>t looked extremely muddy for the Mudville Nine that day;</em>]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[Social Insecurity]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A61701-2005Mar23.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A61701-2005Mar23.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[   The buck stops here. Ask me any question.<br>Dear Buck   : ]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hot Under the Almighty Collar]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A55436-2005Mar21.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A55436-2005Mar21.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[   Everyone has an opinion on the environment. Recently, evangelical church leaders warned that global warming is dangerous and cannot be ignored.]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's a Mud Mud  Mud Mud World]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A42249-2005Mar16.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A42249-2005Mar16.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[  The truth is that there is more mudslinging going on in the country than ever before. But where do people get the mud?]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[Silence of the Scams]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A35343-2005Mar14.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A35343-2005Mar14.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[  You see it in the newspapers every day: "Mr. Blank did not return this reporter's calls when contacted for this story."]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Sources  Of Trouble]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A22127-2005Mar9.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A22127-2005Mar9.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[  The National Press Club bar was crowded at 6 p.m., a time when all honest reporters are relaxing after a hard day's work.]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[Do Good in Martha's Name]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A15603-2005Mar7.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A15603-2005Mar7.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ <em>Well, hello, Martha.</em><br><em> Welcome home, Martha.</em><br><em> It's so nice to have you back where you belong.</em>]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[Veritas Non Sequitur]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A2730-2005Mar2.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A2730-2005Mar2.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[   As  everyone knows, Harvard University is in crisis. It is not in as much crisis as Social Security, but it is in enough of a crisis to be on the front pages for something other than winning a Nobel Peace Prize.]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bush, Flipping for Europe]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A61733-2005Feb28.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A61733-2005Feb28.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[   No one thought that after the election President Bush would be the one doing all the flip-flopping. In his first term, he made a lot of countries mad at him when he invaded Iraq, but he didn't seem to care.]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[Scripting the Oscars]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A48698-2005Feb23.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A48698-2005Feb23.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[   You've seen the nominated movies, or you haven't, but you're still going to watch the Academy Awards on television Sunday. Many of the women watching are more interested in what the female stars are wearing than in how they performed in the films.]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[Creating Trouble]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A42642-2005Feb21.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A42642-2005Feb21.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[  Everyone  asks me where I stand on Darwinism, as opposed to creationism. Because it is still so bitterly debated in our schools, I have finally come out of the closet.]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[No Pain, No Gain?]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A30991-2005Feb16.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A30991-2005Feb16.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[   A <em>message from the Buddy Chat Room: </em><br>Is there anyone out there who believes torture is a good idea?]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item><item><title><![CDATA[TV, a Two-Way Medium]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A24876-2005Feb14.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A24876-2005Feb14.html?nav=rss_style/columns/buchwaldart</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 7:38:10 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I love TV Speak because I can talk back to my television set.]]></description><author> Art Buchwald</author></item></channel></rss>
