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Next Week's Contest is ... actually, there is no next week's contest. Folks, think of this as the first day of the rest of your life, or what would be your life if you had a life, which you obviously do not if you are a regular contributor to The Style Invitational. Beginning today, The Style Invitational goes on a six-month sabbatical, occasioned by The Washington Post's decision to herd the Czar and his family into a dank, windowless room and shoot them in the head with inefficient firearms. (Actually, The Post has dispatched the Czar on a special, secret half-year assignment; The Invitational goes on vacation because no one else possesses the vast talents necessary to replicate the Czar's wit and judgment, and also because no one, not even the janitor with the oceanic armpit stains and teeth that look like Fig Newtons, was willing to do it.) With the arrival of the new millennium, we may return with a new, invigorated Style Invitational, in a form yet to be determined. The Post's plans at this point are still as fluid as phlegm. – 8/1/99

Week 333: Get a Load of This

Week 332: Authors in Search of a Character

Week 331: Drawing on Creativity

Week 330: Nerd Planet From the Sun

Week 329: The Style Invitational: Hell

Week 328: Nice Capades

Week 327: Ask Backwards

Week 326: Comic Relief

Week 325: THE BURMA ROAD

WEEK 324: A PREQUEL OPPORTUNITY OFFERING

Week 323: The Congressional Record Invitational

Week 322: You Name It

Week 321: Interpret This

Week 320: What Kind of Foal Am I?

Week 319: Reverse Psychology

Week 318: Hyphen the Terrible

Week 317: Pick Us a Winner

Week 316: Calling the Toon

Week 315: Fermenting Trouble

Week 314: It's the List You Can Do

Week 313: The Style Invitational Souvenir Shop

Week 312: Books and Books

Week 311: A Jerry-Built Contest

Week 310: It's Like This

Week 309: A Stinking Pile of Theses

Week 308: Give Us No Mo

Week 307: If You Boycott This Task / You Won't Win the Flask

Week 306: Youngian Therapy

Week 305: Ask Backward CMXVI2

Week 304: Time of the Signs

Week 303: Boom Time

Week 302: Unstated Truths

Week 301: Picture This

Week 300: A Brand New Contest

WEEK 299: ANOTHER LEFTIST RAG

WEEK 298: THE RIGHT STUFF

WEEK 297: FREE FOR OIL

WEEK 296: BILL US LATER

WEEK 295: PANEL DISCUSSION

WEEK 294: PRODUCT LIARBILITY

WEEK 293: THE VERSE OF AMERICA

WEEK 292: PAYING THE BILL

WEEK 291: HYPHEN THE TERRIBLE

WEEK 290: THE WORLD THEORIES

WEEK 289: PLAY IT AGAIN, SHAM

WEEK 288: PICTURE THIS

WEEK 287: BEFORE AND AFTERMATH

Week 286: CLINTOONS

Week 285: Elevenis Anytwo?

Week 284: Ask Backwards MCLXVII

Week 283: Uh-Oh

Week 282: Taking Snides

Week 281: Calculate the Odds

Week 280: Expressing It Nicely

Week 279: Treacle-Down Theory

Week 277: Life in the Blurbs

Week 276: Spit the Difference

Week 275: There once was a contest from Nantucket...

Week 274: the DROLL of a lifetime

Week 273: Unseens We'd Like to See

Week 272: Picture This

Week 271: Yogi Bearer

Week 270: Palinode -- Have Pun, Will Travel

Week 269: Signs, and The Times

Week 268: What Kind of Foal Am I?

Week 267: The Concept Concept

Week 266: Definitely Weird

Week 265: A Spork of genius

Week 264: Ask Backwards

Week 263: The Game of the Name

Week 261: What If You Give It a Try II

Week 256: The Pyle Invitational

   
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