The Northern Clemency
Knopf. 597 pp. $26.95
Nov. 30, 2008
Chapter OneSo the garden of number eighty-four is nothing more than a sort of playground for all the kids of the neighbourhood?"
"I wouldn't say all," Mrs. Arbuthnot said. "I would have said it was only the Glovers' children."
"All of them?" Mrs. Warner-Karen, now-said. "The girl seems so quiet. It's the elder boy, really."
"I've seen the girl going in there too," Mrs. Arbuthnot said. "It's during the day with her. She's on her own generally. I grant you, it's the older boy who goes in after dark, and he's got people with him. Girls, one at a time. There'll be trouble with both those boys."
"But, Mrs...." Mr. Warner said. He was slow to catch people's names.
"Call me Anthea," Mrs. Arbuthnot said. "Now that we've finally met."
"I mean, Anthea," Mr. Warner said, "why doesn't anyone tell the parents? They surely can't know."
"That I don't understand," Mrs. Arbuthnot said. She was stately, forty-six, divorced, at number ninety-three, almost opposite the empty house. "This isn't the best opportunity, I dare say."
They were at the Glovers'. It was a party; the neighbourhood had been invited. Most had been puzzled by the invitation, knowing the couple and their three children only by sight. Mrs. Arbuthnot and Mrs. Warner had passed the time of day on occasion. They had arrived more or less at the same time; both had the habit, at a party, of moving swiftly to the back wall the better to watch arrivals. They had made common ground, and Mrs. Warner's husband had been introduced. He worked for the local council in a position of some authority.
It was a Friday night in August. The room was filling up, in a slightly bemused way; the neighbours, nervously boastful, were exchanging compliments about each other's gardens; conver?sations about motor-cars were running their usual course.
"It's a nice thing for her to do," Mrs. Warner said, who always prided herself on thinking the best of others. She had left her son, nineteen, a worry, at home; she thought the party might have been smarter than it was, not knowing the Glovers. Other people's children had come.
"She's a nice woman, I believe," Mrs. Arbuthnot said, who had her own private names for almost everyone in the room, the Warners, the Glovers included. "It's a shame she couldn't have waited a week or two, though."
"Yes?" Mr. Warner said, who believed that if a thing could be done today, it shouldn't be put off until tomorrow.
"There's new people moving into number eighty-four," Mrs. Arbuthnot said. "It might have been nice to introduce them to everyone. They're moving in next week."
"Just opposite Anthea's," Mrs. Warner explained to her husband.
"Perhaps it wasn't ideal," Mr. Warner said. "From the point of view of dates."
"People are busy in August, these days," Mrs. Arbuthnot said. "They go away, don't they?"
"We were thinking about the Algarve," Mrs. Warner said.
"Oh, the Algarve," Mrs. Arbuthnot said, encouraging and patronizing as a magazine.
It was a good party, like other parties. Mrs. Glover was in a long dress: pale blue and high at the neck, it clung to her; on it were printed the names of capital cities. In vain, Mrs. Warner ran her eyes over it, looking for the name of the Algarve, but it was not there.
"Nibble?" Mrs. Glover said, frankly holding out a potato wrapped in foil, spiked with miniature assemblages of cheese and pineapple, wee cold sausages iced with fat. Her hair was swept up and pulled in, in a chignon and ringlets. They had all dressed, but she had made the most effort for her own party.
"I so like your unit," Mrs. Arbuthnot said.
"We got fed up with the old sideboard," Mrs. Glover said. "It was Malcolm's mother's, so he felt he had to take it when she went into a home. She couldn't have all her things, naturally, so we took it, and then one day, I just looked at it and it just seemed so ugly I had to get rid of it. We got the unit from Cole's, actually."
"You got it in Sheffield?" Mrs. Arbuthnot said.
"I know," Mrs. Glover said. "I saw it and I fell in love with it."
"It's very nice," Mrs. Warner said. "I like old things, too."
"I know what you mean," Katherine Glover said. "I love them, really. I just think they have so much more character than new furniture. I'd love to live in an old house."
There was a pause.
"But it's original, isn't it?" Mr. Warner said, helping her out; they seemed to be stuck on the white unit, windowed with brown smoked glass.
"Yes," Katherine Glover said. She gestured around the room. "I think we've got it looking quite nice now. Finally!"
They all laughed.
"We've lived here for ten years!" she said vivaciously, as if hoping for another laugh. "But-"
Karen Warner remarked that it was strange how you didn't get to meet your neighbours properly, these days.
"This was a nice idea," Mr. Warner said, "having a party like this." But he was wondering why, on this warm August night, the party was staying indoors and not moving out on to the patio.
There were five of them, the Glovers, in the room. Malcolm was in a suit, a borderline vivid blue, waisted and flaring about his skinny hips, flaring more modestly about the ankles, his tie a fat cushion at his neck. He carried a bottle from group to group, his smile illuminating as he moved on. "My wife's idea," he was saying to a new couple about the party. "I work in the Huddersfield and Harrogate."
"You work in Harrogate?" the man said. "That's quite a drive every day."
"No," Malcolm said, after a heavy pause. "The Huddersfield and Harrogate."
"The building society?" the woman said. She was a nursery nurse, pregnant herself.
"Yes," Malcolm said, his puzzled voice rising. "Yes, the Huddersfield and Harrogate, our main offices, just off Fargate opposite the Roman Catholic cathedral. It's women like parties, mostly. It was my wife's idea."
"It was a nice idea," the husband said. "We've not met a lot of people in the street."
"We've admired your front garden," the wife said. She sneezed.
"The idea was," Malcolm said, "that by now there'd be new people in number eighty-four. Just over there. They'd have been more than welcome."
"That's a nice thought," the woman said, sneezing again.
"But there must have been a hold-up," Malcolm said. "At any rate, it's still empty."
Elsewhere in the room, people were talking about the empty house, and about the new inhabitants.
"Anthea Arbuthnot's met them," a man was saying.
"Oh, Anthea," a woman replied, and laughed. "What she doesn't know isn't worth knowing."
"We call her the Rayfield Avenue Clarion," someone's teenage daughter said, and blushed.
"I was saying," the man said, "Anthea Arbuthnot's met them," as Mrs. Arbuthnot came up, expertly balancing a pastry case filled with mushroom sauce.
"Met who?" Mrs. Arbuthnot said.
"The new people," he said. "Over the road."
"You don't miss much," she said, in a not exactly unfriendly way. "Yes, I met them, quite by chance. The house, it's being sold by Eadon Lockwood and Riddle, which sold me my house too, five years back. It was the same lady, which is quite a coinci?dence. Her name's Mary, she breeds chocolate Labradors in her spare time, which was a little bond between us, a nice lady. I saw her coming out of the house one day with a couple as I was going down the road with Paddy, my dog, you know, and stopped to say hello. Naturally she introduced me to the people, they'd bought it by then, they were just having another look over. Measuring up for curtains and carpets, I dare say."
The Glover girl, Jane, was at the edge of their circle, listening, her flowery print frock, her lank hair, the empty plate she had been carrying round the guests all drooping listlessly. The adults shifted politely, smiling. She was fourteen or so; just about old enough for this sort of thing. "Are they nice?" she said.
Mrs. Arbuthnot laughed, not at all kindly. Jane Glover just looked at her, waiting for the answer. "Are they nice?" Mrs. Arbuthnot said. "I don't know about that. They're from London. He's very London. She didn't say anything much. They've got two children, nine, and a fourteen-year-old girl, I think she said."
"Were the children nice?" Jane said, and now she was surely being deliberately childish.
"They weren't there," Mrs. Arbuthnot said. "Their name-let me see-it's on the tip of my tongue ... they're called-Mr. and Mrs. Sellers. That's it."
"London children," a man said, shaking his head.
"I hope they're nice," Jane said, and then just walked away. She knew all about Mrs. Arbuthnot. Under no circumstances would she tell any of these people that she, Jane, was writing a novel. Already she hated the girl, over the road, fourteen.
"He'll break some hearts," someone was saying, in another part of the room. It was Daniel Glover they were talking about. He was sixteen, lounging over the edge of the sofa, his long legs spread. His mouth hung slightly open, and from time to time he brushed away the soft fall of long black hair. Every twenty seconds the pregnant nursery nurse was sneezing, and it was Daniel she was sneezing at. His lush musk odour filled the room, making the air itch; it was the eau-de- toilette he'd lifted from Cole's on Tuesday, and he'd practically bathed in the stuff.
Daniel looked at the party. He was thinking about sex, and he counted the women. Then he eliminated the unattractive ones, the ones over thirty-five, his mother and sister-no, he brought his sister back in just for the hell of it. Balanced it out, removed some of the men. Then-what they do, he'd read about it-the men throw their keys into a bowl, the women pick them out, then-
He lost himself in lewd speculation. Or-he started again-you could just have an orgy here. A sex orgy on the carpet. Because that happened all the time, he'd read about it. It just didn't happen here, in this house. But he bet somewhere round here it happened all the time. Probably on this street.
Mrs. Arbuthnot observed with some interest that the elder Glover boy had an erection. She enjoyed the sight: she had divorced six years ago, her long-held ambition to take part in a game of strip poker never having been fulfilled or, indeed, mentioned to anyone, least of all her ex-husband. She envisaged, like Daniel, scenes of satisfaction; for her, they were what Daniel had done, or might be doing, to the girls in the back garden of number eighty-four, watched soberly by its four dark empty windows.
"Hay fever," the nursery nurse said politely, still sneezing, feeling with alarm a little dribble in her knickers.
"They're called Mr. and Mrs. Sellers," someone said. "They paid seventeen thousand for the house. Anthea Arbuthnot told me."
Katherine Glover was relaxing, now that her party was being a success. They were eating the food; she'd made pastry cases with mushroom filling, and prawn, she'd made three different quiches, she'd made Coronation Chicken (a challenge to eat standing), she'd made assemblages of cheese-and-pineapple and cold sausages, she'd made open Danish sandwiches in tiny squares, a magazine idea, and they were eating it all. There were dishes of crisps, too, and Twiglets, but those didn't count in the way of making an effort. They were drinking the wine, Malcolm's choice-she'd had three glasses-and in the background, the music was exactly right, Mozart, Elvira Madigan. It was all being a great success.
The sexes were dividing now: the men were talking about their jobs, their cars, about the election, even; the women about their children's schools, about the cost of living, and about each other.
"Your hand's never out of your pocket," one said, and another observed that her house had doubled in value in five years. One woman, worldly in manner, said that Sheffield would improve when Sainsbury's got round to opening a branch, as she'd heard they were planning to.
"Oh, we know Mrs. Thurston," another said, referring to the headmistress of one of the local schools.
"She teaches the piano, doesn't she?" the nursery nurse said hopefully. "On Charrington Road?" She was set right, and the others started recommending piano teachers to each other, boasting about their children's grades, merits and distinctions.
"It's all going to the dogs," a man said. "This'll be a third-world country by 1980," and the others gravely agreed. Malcolm made his rounds again; for the last twenty minutes he had said nothing to anyone, only smiled and offered the bottle, and he was circling too soon. All the glasses were full, and the guests refused with a smile, wondering about their host, who they did not know. Absently, he offered the bottle to Daniel, who took the opportunity, his fourth, to refill his glass, still thinking of tits.
"It would have been nice if they could have come," Katherine said again. "Sellers, they're called."
"Your son's getting to be a handsome young man," they said in reply.
"I've got two," Katherine said, laughing.
"Yes," they said, wondering where the other was, the one they wouldn't have meant, since he was, what?, nine years old.
"We invited Mrs. Topsfield, too," she said. "The old lady who lives in the great big house, the old one, at the bottom of the road, the edge of the moor. But only to be polite-she wouldn't be likely to come at her age."
"I've often wondered about her," someone said. "A gorgeous house."
"It's just her in it, apparently," Katherine said.
"I do think they've done their house beautifully," Karen Warner said to her husband; they had been marooned together at one side of the room. It was a handsome room; one wall had been covered with a bold paper in a bamboo print, jungle green with lemony highlights, and the others painted the palest beige. The fat suite, pushed back against the walls, and the carpet were rough oatmeal; instead of a fourth wall, a single picture window gave on to the garden.
"It's quite like our house, the way it's arranged," Warner said.
"Not quite, though," Karen said. The estate, a hundred and twenty houses, all built in one go ten years before, was elegantly varied; there were a dozen or more differently shaped houses, arranged irregularly. There was nothing municipal about the estate; but, of course, she had said this many times before. "Had you heard anything at work about a Sainsbury's opening in Sheffield?" Warner informed his wife that he had not, and that such information would not have come his way in the course of his work at the council. "I do like that unit," she said in a rush, because now she, too, had seen the elder Glover boy, sprawled about his erection.
"I didn't expect to be invited," the nursery nurse was saying, to someone she didn't know, "but I'm glad I came." It had been ten days before; she had been resting in the afternoon, her feet, horribly swollen in this weather even at six months, up on a stool. Through the window she had seen a woman in a sleeveless summer dress stomping up the drive; a familiar figure, some sort of neighbour, with an air of imminent complaint about her walk. What now? she'd thought wearily. But the woman hadn't rung: there was the clatter of something through the letterbox that proved, when her husband got home and picked it up, to be an invitation. "But who are they?" he'd said. "I think we might as well go," she'd said, not answering his question.
But the Glovers had three children, surely: the youngest a boy, wasn't he? Maybe he was in bed.
The youngest was behind the sofa: he had been there most of the evening, slipping behind it quite early on. Timothy had with him his favourite book in the whole world. He had been reading it steadily all evening, letting his eye run over the familiar entries. He had taken it out from the public library eleven months before; he had renewed it once, then stopped bothering. It was now ten months overdue, which caused him great terror whenever he thought of it. In happy moments, he decided that he could conceal the book where no one would find it, and his parents would never uncover the gigantic fine now building up. The fear of punishment was huge in him.
But the terror did not touch the book. It was as good now as ever. The pleasure he found in letting his eye ride over it, touching on category after category, overrode anything else. Whenever he could, he returned to its calm instructions. Even when it was not quite right of him to do so, he sensed, he found a way to be alone with it, as now burrowing behind the sofa at his parents' party. It was so important to him that often in the last months he had found himself telling others-his best friends Simon and Ian, his sister Jane, his mother but for some reason not his brother Daniel, not his father-some facts about his subject. More oddly, he found himself asking them questions about it, as if they could instruct him, feigning ignorance, wanting to find out if they knew what he already did.
The book was about snakes. Timothy gazed at the photographs as if at a family album, committing the names he already knew to a further refreshment of memory.
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