Please don't make the mistake of thinking that the business of Washington is government. The business of Washington is conventions.
The Washington area played host to 860 conventions in 1985, according to the Convention & Visitors Association. These get-togethers brought more than 1 million delegates to town. The visitors spent more than $650 million while they were here, much of it on meals.
But the conventioneers didn't finish all the food they ordered. So Beverly B. Swann, director of personnel and meetings at the National Society of Professional Engineers (based in Alexandria), wonders if there isn't a way to direct those leftovers to the homeless.
"At a recent national meeting of the NSPE in Fort Worth, Tex.," Beverly writes, "NSPE arranged for unserved meals to be donated to local shelters and missions. The hotel proved very cooperative, either wrapping the meals for pickup by the service organizations or by actually delivering the meals to the facilities. All we had to do was coordinate the arrangements with the hotel and the shelters.
"I challenge local organizations to investigate the opportunity to offer such assistance . . . ."
I took up Beverly's challenge -- and ran smack into a D.C. health regulation.
It prohibits D.C. hotels from sending convention leftovers to shelters if the food has been put on a plate and served. Similar regulations are on the books in every suburb.
Hotels (and their customers) could donate unserved food. But because convention managers have become much more cost-conscious lately, there is rarely much unserved food going begging. What little there is usually gets served in the employe cafeteria, said Linda Hughes, assistant director of public relations at the Sheraton Washington Hotel.
If conventioneers can't bear not to help the homeless, there is nothing to prevent them from deliberately ordering too many meals so they'll then have a few to give away. Nor is there any way to stop a delegate from taking 314 pieces of roast beef from a platter, stuffing them into her purse and hopping a cab for a shelter.
But this is one of those situations where an apparently great idea proves undoable -- at least in a systematic, legal way. Would that it were otherwise, but it isn't, and it doesn't look as if it will be.
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