Eddie Murphy arrives at the Kennedy Center. (Matt McClain/Post)

Eddie Murphy, king of comedy

Murphy didn’t tell a joke for almost three decades — until he came to the Kennedy Center to receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

Vester L. Flanagan, 41, a former employee of the Roanoke station, is believed to have posted videos online showing him shooting the crew.

A Duke freshman thinks ‘Fun Home’ is immoral. He won’t read assignment.

A Duke freshman thinks ‘Fun Home’ is  immoral. He won’t read assignment.

POSTEVERYTHING | He says his beliefs extend to pop culture and artwork depicting sex acts.

Sports

T.J. Oshie, Brooks Orpik and Matt Niskanen ruled out for Capitals’ game in Nashville

CAPS INSIDER | Oshie and Orpik aren’t traveling with Washington to Nashville, but they might join the team before their game in New York on Tuesday.

Technology

A major security flaw means you have to change your passwords again

A security flaw at Cloudflare means that Uber, Fitbit, OK Cupid and other users may have had their passwords exposed. But there’s no need for panic.

Business

J.C. Penney to close up to 140 stores

The retailer is the latest to pull back from the mall amid the rise of online shopping.