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God, why don't you love me? Oh, you do? I'll see you later.

New Hampshire, New You!


This is a real thing that happens.

Where everything's made up and the points don't matter!

Waterloo! Couldn't escape if I wanted to!

Adulthood is not a fun pitch.

We can stop anytime we want.

It's still fun without Trump, for a certain value of fun.

I'm not sure we can fix this one.

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