God, why don't you love me? Oh, you do? I'll see you later.
This is a real thing that happens.
Where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
Waterloo! Couldn't escape if I wanted to!
Adulthood is not a fun pitch.
We can stop anytime we want.
It's still fun without Trump, for a certain value of fun.
I'm not sure we can fix this one.