The latest in food news, ideas and philosophy, just in time for your lunch break.

* OED officially recognizes baby talk to describe food. (Serious Eats)

* No Child Left Behind may be bad for your kid’s health. (Freakonomics)

* What’s one of the major causes of Chesapeake Bay pollution? Your lawn. (WaPo)

* Housing-market crash has made growing wheat profitable again in Oregon. (GazetteTimes)

* Confessions of a man too busy to garden anymore. (NY Times)

* Do these Karl Lagerfeld stripes make Diet Coke look fat? (Eater)

* Alton Brown signs a three-year deal with the Food Network. He denies a Giada signing-bonus date. (Variety)

* Bartender, is that vinegar in my cocktail? (LA Weekly)