The latest in food news, ideas and philosophy, just in time for your lunch break.

* Have cocktail shaker, will travel. (NY Times)

* Carla Hall has something new to Chew on. (ABC News)

* File your taxes, file into a chain restaurant for discounted grub. (Eater)

* Someone wanted to kill the Colonel in the ‘70s — as in Sanders, not Kurtz.(HuffPo Food)

* Brazil now peddles a whole different kind of flesh. (WaPo)

* Tomatoes are this year’s flat-screen TVs. Just ask the Florida cops. (NY Times)

* Whole Foods needs to get its buns in gear. (Serious Eats)

* Gulf Coast shrimpers and oystermen claim BP is still sliming them. (HuffPo)

* VegNews has a taste for stock photos of meat. (Romenesko)