The producers managed to keep the cliches to a minimum, right down to the opening challenge: The chefs were asked to cook pork, as if this were “Top Chef: Tar Heels” or something. I guess beef is too boring for reality TV.

Anyway, the snark came fast and furious last week as Joe Yonan, Bonnie Benwick, Carol Blymire and I Tweeted our brains out. But here’s the thing: We’re not snarking in a vacuum, you know. With the tool below, you have the ability to comment on each and every thought we Tweet out. Can you outsnark us?

Game on at 10 tonight on Bravo! (And right after the jump...)

Now that the episode has wrapped, you can read Carol Blymire’s recap and look through our top Tweets from the evening: