I think Timothy Leary used to have nightmares about these ’shrooms.
We here at All We Can Eat have randomly selected five food- and beverage-related, ready-to-wear costumes that adequately underscore this fashion wasteland. We’re now asking you to vote on them after the jump.
But first take a look at the, ahem, appetizing options, starting with the mushroom with Mickey Mouse hands shown above. (You’ll note we avoided all “sexy” oriented costumes because, well, because they’re way too easy to mock.)
This perpetually peppy fast-food mascot is creepy enough on TV. I can't imagine running into him on Halloween. It'd be like bumping into a long-lost member of the Bee Gees — the one with the Henry the VIII complex.
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