Three questions about Bailee Moore, “Sigma Pi sweetheart,” the viral-video white-girl-rap sensation:

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1. Could the combination of Taylor Swift girl-next-door looks + watered-down Kreayshawn sound = the new formula for viral-video rap success?

2. Will Kreayshawn be the new standard-bearer against which all white-girl rappers will forever be compared and name-checked in lyrics?

3. Why does she make those guys a sandwich, throw it on the ground in a moment of feminist strength, but then go on to clean up the sandwich remnants from the floor, and then fold their laundry?