If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all. If I followed that rule, this post would be in­cred­ibly short. I can say that this $165 Jimmy Choo faux-crocodile sleeve is ... colorful. It’s reusable, so it keeps the free recycled-cardboard sleeves from your regular coffee shop from ending up in a landfill. It’s not made of an actual crocodile.

(screenshot, Jimmy Choo)

It’s also $165, as pointed out by Styleite. For the price of this coffee sleeve, you could purchase more than 40 lattes. But hey, if you’re looking for something for that hard-to-shop-for member of the 1 percent who has seemingly everything, I guess you’re in luck?