In this Jan. 19, 2012 file photo, the Minskoff Theatre and the marquee for "The Lion King" are seen in New York. Box office revenues show that "The Lion King" has recently swiped the title of Broadway's all-time highest grossing show from "The Phantom of the Opera." (Charles Sykes — Associated Press)

“The Lion King” has something of a size advantage; the show is held in a bigger theater. Plus, anyone who has tried to score a ticket to the most expensive puppet show since ever knows the average price for a seat is $155.09, whereas a “Phantom” ticket costs $98.97.

Still, how impressive is this? Extra-impressive, considering “Phantom” opened in January 1988 and “The Lion King” didn’t make its Broadway debut until November 1997. No need to feel too sad for the half-masked opera man, though: “Phantom” is in its 24th year and is still the longest-running show in Broadway history, having sold 4.8 million more tickets than “The Lion King.” “Phantom” also still boasts higher worldwide gross than “The Lion King,” $5.6 billion to $4.8 billion. 

I repeat: $4.8 billion! Simba could buy Instagram 4.8 times with that kind of cash! No worries for the rest of your days, indeed.