The USS New York sails up the Hudson River on Wednesday as part of the "Parade of Ships" that kicked off Fleet Week in New York. (Kathy Willens/AP)

Representatives from each participating branch of the military got a chance to try their hand at comedy Wednesday, when they stopped by “Late Night With David Letterman” to deliver the “Top Ten Things I Enjoy About Fleet Week in New York City” segment.

While some of the jokes didn’t completely make sense to a non-military person — “I like the challenge of parallel-parking a Nimitz-class supercarrier” — others were universally funny — “Honestly, I don’t enjoy anything now that Oprah’s gone.”

Watch the uniformed men and women on “Letterman” below: