When Florida state legislator Ritch Workman submitted a bill earlier this month that would repeal the state’s ban on dwarf tossing, he said he had the little people of the Sunshine State’s employment prospects in mind.

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“When jobs are at stake,” Colbert said during “The Colbert Report,” “that decision should be made by a more trusted group [than the government]: bartenders who need a theme night to replace — and wings Wednesday.”