Rather than ferreting out reports on where Trump actually is, the hashtag was commandeered by Twitter comedians imagining Trump’s trip themselves. For a moment, we mourned our failed journalism attempt, but that quickly passed into amusement, thanks to their creative takes on Trump’s life. Here’s a sampling:
#TrumpTracker Trump planning to buy the state of Rhode Island.
#TrumpTracker Trump found trying to determine the legitimacy of Hawaii as a true state of the USA. In long form.
Actually, he blew off NH and went up to York to play skee ball at Short Sands. #trumptracker
#TrumpTracker spotted teasing poor children w/wad of money tied to fishing line. Trump was pulling on string, hiding around the corner 10:25
I just saw him! He’s on the Appalachian Trail! #trumptracker