Aubrey Plaza will always wonder what could have been. (Joe Scarnici/GETTY IMAGES FOR CORZO TEQUILA)

In the new Rolling Stone, the “Parks and Recreation” star tells the disastrous tale of their encounter at a juice bar:

I didn't recognize him. He said, 'I'm a big fan of the show,' and I said, 'Thank you. Are you an actor?' He kind of smirked and said, 'Yeahhh . . . ' I asked his name, and he said, 'Ryan,' but it didn't click. I was like, 'We worked together, didn't we? You look so familiar.' He kept smirking, like I was messing with him. I got my juice and left.

The deadpan comedian concludes with, “I missed my shot.” Eva Mendes, on the other hand? She appears to be living the dream.

(Hat tip to Videogum)