Sheen, making sure we know Ashton Kutcher is a sweetheart. (By Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

“Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer,” he says in a statement. Well, that was big of him. But wait, there’s more to the sentence; he adds: “Oh wait, so am I!”

Sheen also says: “Enjoy the show, America. Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo, WB.”

Lastly, he reminds his sitcom successor that “there is no air, laughter, loyalty or love” on what he calls “planet Chuck,” otherwise known as the realm occupied by “Two and a Half Men” creator Chuck Lorre.

So far, Sheen has remained notably tweet-less on the matter.

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