Charlize Theron: not the marrying kind, but totally supportive of those who are. (JASON KEMPIN/GETTY IMAGES)

Gwyneth Paltrow goes classily topless in Vanity Fair. (Fashionista)

Let’s all breathe a sigh of relief: the Shia LaBeouf/Megan Fox hook-up happened while she and Brian Austin Green were on a break. (Us)

LaToya Jackson elaborates on her theory that brother Michael Jackson was murdered by the men who currently control his estate. (Popeater)

Lindsay Lohan spends her first night post-house arrest at Hollywood’s Lexington Social House and getting harassed by paparazzi. (TMZ)

Celebritology chat at 2 p.m. today? Yes, it’s on — do join me, won’t you?

Justin Timberlake: social media guru? Haley Joel Osment: more dead people? Read more after the jump...

Justin Timberlake is one of the people involved in buying MySpace. Because apparently playing Sean Parker in “The Social Network” made at least part of him want to be Sean Parker. Perhaps it was that speech about how “this is our time”... (Yahoo)

Haley Joel Osment has signed on to star in “Waking the Dead,” an adaptation of the “Frankenstein”-inspired graphic novels. Yes, I am sure he recognizes the irony of this, having previously played a kid who saw dead people in ”The Sixth Sense.” (Zap2It)

Diablo Cody is poised to make her directorial debut with “Lamb of God,” a film she wrote about a woman who loses her faith after a plane crash and starts to pursue a life of sin. (The Hollywood Reporter)

Ever wondered what Conan O’Brien would look like as an Archie comic character? Wonder no more. (Buzzfeed)