Hence, the Internet has now been brightened by the addition of the three-minute clip below, in which a mush-mouthed Hirsch attempts to process his recently completed procedure through a purple haze of pain-killing meds.
“I want to be just like, take me to the unicorn girl,” he says at one point.
“No, I don’t,” he quickly adds. “You know what I’m talkin’ about, right?”
Dude, I have zero idea what you’re talking about. But I do know that this video is pretty amusing.