Emma Stone (Christopher Polk/Getty Images)

In the video, posted to the actor’s TruLife blog, Carrey confesses his love for “The Help” actress but laments the fact that she is more than 20 years his junior:

“If I were a lot younger, I would marry you and we would have chubby little freckle-faced kids. We’d laugh all day long and go camping, play Yahtzee, tell ghost stories by the fire. And the sex...”

Had enough?

The “Mr. Popper’s Penguins” star confirmed that the video is a truth-laced joke on Twitter. “Yes, my msg to Emma Stone was a comedy routine and the funniest part is that everything i said is tru,” he tweeted. “Hahahaha! ?;^P”

Someone please give Jim Carrey a job so he will stop making things like this! Quickly!

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