Joffrey on the Iron Throne. (Helen Sloan/HBO)

The New York Times’ Arts Beat blog reports that HBO will now sell 350-pound replicas of the throne. Yes, for the very reasonable price of $30,000, you can rule over your own private Westeros.

HBO’s official announcement is expected for today, according to the Times, and I will update with the shop link when it’s live. Update: The replica is now available for sale on note that shipping costs an additional $1,800.

If the seven-foot-tall throne’s price is a little too steep, Iron Throne paperweights are available for $59.99.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to call my bank about a loan and my landlord about the structural integrity of my third-floor apartment.