A morning mix of entertainment headlines . . .
Joe Jackson, patriarch of the Jackson family, is expected to be released today from a Las Vegas hospital after suffering from a mild stroke earlier this week. He was hospitalized Wednesday night after experiencing difficulties standing up and walking. (Associated Press)
People magazine has written an extremely helpful list of things we need to know about Demi Moore’s alleged new boyfriend, 26-year-old Vito Schnabel, son of filmmaker Julian Schnabel. Item No. 2: He lives in a condo that has apparently been described as “an exploded Malibu Barbie house.” (People)
Rihanna Instagrammed a photo of herself kissing Chris Brown. Alert the media! Oh, the media’s already been alerted and covered it even though it’s not surprising and it’s difficult to see Brown in the photo? Wait, I’m part of the media and I’ve also just now written about it even though it’s not surprising and it’s difficult to see Brown in the photo? Oh. All right. (Daily Mail)
Gerard Depardieu, now onscreen in “Life of Pi,” was picked up by police in France yesterday for drunk scooter-riding. (TMZ)
Francesca Eastwood — daughter of Clint Eastwood and his ex, Frances Fisher, and star of the reality show “Mrs. Eastwood and Company” — has been tapped to be Miss Golden Globe during the 2013 Golden Globe Awards. Let’s hope she’s planning to do an empty chair gag at some point during the proceedings. Poehler and Fey can make that happen, right? (The Hollywood Reporter)
You could wade through all the additional TMZ-reported details of the Lindsay Lohan nightclub brawl. Or you could just check out this summary of the event via “Mean Girls” GIFs. I think you know what to do. (Buzzfeed)