Howard Stern with girlfriend Beth Ostrosky. (Evan Agostini/AP)

Howard Stern is reportedly in talks to replace Piers Morgan as a judge on “America’s Got Talent.” The shock jock’s per season price tag is $15 million, according to reports. (NY Post)

Ashton Kutcher returned to Twitter on Thursday after implementing safeguards to ensure he would never tweet something stupid again. One of his first vetted tweets? “What's a picture worth?” accompanied by a photo of himself with an “I’m With Stupid” sign. (@Aplusk)

George Clooney considered ending his life after sustaining an extremely painful spinal injury while filming “Syriana”: “I was at a point where I thought, ‘I can’t exist like this. I can’t actually live.’” He talked about his suicidal thoughts in the same Rolling Stone interview where he discussed his fondness for fart jokes. (Telegraph)

File this under inevitable of the day: “The Maury Show” is courting Justin Bieber to take a paternity test on camera. (EW)

Steve Carell will star in a soccer dad movie called “Lunatics.” (Vulture)

Katy Perry said she would like to have lots of babies with hubby Russell Brand as long as her first birth doesn’t hurt. So I guess they’ll be having one kid. (US Weekly)

A Duff sister splits and Melissa McCarthy continues to be amazing, after the jump.

Haylie Duff has split with her boyfriend of three years, Nick Zano. (Us Weekly)

In Melissa McCarthy is awesome news of the day, the actress said she was fired for the first time while working at a restaurant and yelling at a drunk for skipping out on a bill. (People)

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and their gaggle of cute kids are currently in Vietnam, where son Pax was born. (E!)