Jack Osbourne. (Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

Lindsay Lohan gave the collective celebrity blogosphere a heart attack Friday after it was reported that paramedics were called to her hotel room because she was unconscious. But according to her rep, Lohan was just exhausted from working too many hours on the “Liz & Dick” set. Lilo made a joke about the whole thing on Twitter: “Note to self.. After working 85hours in 4days, and being up all night shooting, be very aware that you might pass out from exhaustion & 7 paramedics MIGHT show up @ your door.... Hopefully [they’re] cute. Otherwise it would be a real let down.” (@LindsayLohan)

Meagan Good, the star of “Think Like a Man” and “Jumping the Broom,” married preacher and film executive DeVon Franklin on Saturday. (People)

The club where the Drake-Chris Brown flying bottle incident of 2012 occurred has been shut down due to code violations. (Associated Press)

Emma Stone spoke to Vulture and was, as usual, the best. Take, for example, how she responded to a question about her “Amazing Spider-Man” co-star and real life boyfriend, Andrew Garfield: “I’d tell you everything if that [recorder] wasn’t here. ... It’s just not necessarily stuff I want the whole world to read and have an opportunity to comment on. I’m sorry, I hate to be that actress who says [in a girlish voice], ‘I don’t talk about my personal life,’ eeesh. I was such a fan as a kid, and there were so many people I wanted to know about. I understand it; I just can’t bring myself to do it. I freak out having a Facebook.” Emma Stone, ladies and gents. (Vulture)

Charlie Sheen’s time on TV will not be infinite, after the jump.

Charlie Sheen told the New York Times his new show “Anger Management,” which premieres June 28 on FX, will be his “swan song.” “I’ve got a dream life as a direct result of television, you know? But at some point you just get tired of wearing somebody else’s clothes, saying somebody else’s words and working in somebody else’s space,” Sheen told the Times. He continued, “When I’m done with this business it’s just going to be about soccer games and amusement parks.” (NYT via EW)

Max Page, a.k.a. the Darth Vader kid from the Volkswagen commercial, is recovering and walking around “a little bit” after undergoing open-heart surgery. (People)

Giuliana and Bill Rancic are expecting a boy via surrogate. (E!)

Scott Johnson, a drum tech for Radiohead, was killed when a stage collapsed in Toronto. Three other people were injured. (Associated Press)