Justin Bieber. (Cindy Ord/GETTY IMAGES)

“Hey dad, it’s Justin. Your daughter wanted us to chat,” the Biebs says in a new online ad.

Maybe, he says, they just got off on the wrong foot: “I get it. I’m a huge megastar. I’ve got a full head of hair.”

But he would also like to note that at least he’s distracting their daughters from dating actual guys.

“So next time you hear her scream my name, relax. It’s better than hearing her scream ‘Joey’ who lives next door,” Bieber says, in what may be the most scandalous thing that’s ever come out of his mouth. “Am I right?”

In the first Someday commercial, tweens could only imagine they were the lucky lady being misted with Bieber’s scent. But the best part of this new perfume campaign is a feature that allows fans to upload their photos into the commercial.

To illustrate how this works, I uploaded a picture of Lady Gaga’s face covered in cheerios from the “Marry the Night” video into one of the commercials.

( Justin Bieber’s Someday )

Modern technology! Watch his commercial below.

(Hat tip Gossip Cop)