Justin Timberlake. (Kevin Winter/GETTY IMAGES)

Timberlake called Biel the “most significant person in my life” in June, so this seems like a comparatively reasonable celebrity rumor. (Us Weekly)

Matthew Fox has been charged with assaulting a party bus driver in Ohio. Heather Bormann, who filed charges Tuesday, told Cleveland.com the “Lost” actor “smelled like a liquor cabinet” when he allegedly punched her. Prosecutors took pictures of Bormann’s bruised limbs and are reviewing the case. Fox has yet to comment. (THR)

Somebody wants to buy Kim Kardashian ’s sex tape to take it off the market, but needs $30 million to do so. I bet she wishes somebody would buy her terrible music video, as well. (TMZ)

Miranda Lambert told “Dateline” that she knew her country sweetheart Blake Shelton was married when they met in 2005: “I knew better, like, this is off limits. My parents are private investigators for God’s sake. I’ve seen this my whole life – affairs.” The couple wed this summer. (Entertainment Weekly)

Ron Artest said he chose to compete on “Dancing With the Stars” because his daughter Diamond, who survived cancer, told him to. “I thought I could dance and raise some money for cancer research. I'm going to donate the profits,” he said. I know who I’m rooting for! (People)

Speaking of “DWTS,” the pairings have been announced. Check them out at the link. (TV Column)

Find out which rocker is helping Icelanders affected by Irene, after the jump.

Here’s the digital rendering of what Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby might look like you never wanted. (Bossip)

George Clooney threw a party and none of us were invited. (Page Six)

Bruce Dickinson, the lead singer of Iron Maiden, has offered to fly Icelanders stranded by Hurricane Irene in New York back home. (NME)

James Franco has dropped out of a Broadway revival of Tennessee William’s “Sweet Bird of Youth.” (Vulture)

Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore and Alicia Keys appear together on the cover of this month’s “Glamour” to promote their breast cancer Lifetime special, “Five.” The mag also got Aniston to say she looks for “equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor— and awesomeness” in a man, meaning Justin Theroux. (Glamour)

Check out this awesome letter Roald Dahl sent to some students who read “The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar.” (@bluesnightorg)

Rupert Boneham of “Survivor” fame may run for governor of Indiana. (Vulture)

Watch Alec Baldwin say really nice things about his girlfriend Hilaria Thomas on the “Tonight Show” below.