Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. (Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

“This is crazy! I am NOT pregnant! Magazines can be so tricky with their wording! The inside states that one day I want a baby! But I’m not pregnant!” Kardashian wrote.

The cover of the tabloid’s latest edition features a picture of the newly engaged Kardashian behind a headline reading, “I’m Having a Baby!” Based on what the future Mrs. Kris Humphries actually said, the headline should probably read, “I’m Having a Baby! (Maybe At a Future Date!) But I guess that wouldn’t sell as many magazines.

“I can foresee lots of crazy, made up stories coming out in the near future and I certainly don’t have time to shut down every rumor,” she continued. “But believe that if you hear it from me, it will be true. Otherwise, don’t always believe what you read, dolls.”