Translation: Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl on Sunday. The father is her longtime boyfriend/reality TV foil Scott Disick. The girl’s name, according to the official announcement from sister Kim Kardashian: Penelope Scotland Disick.
If past experience means anything, then Penelope Scotland is about to become a very popular baby name.
The eldest Kardashian sister, 33, and Disick, 29, also have a two-year-old named Mason, otherwise known as a child who has compelled other parents to name their kids Mason and the cutest part of the fiasco that was the Kardashian/Humphries wedding.
Young Penelope is too young to bear rings at any Kardashian-related nuptials. And as far as I know, she doesn’t have her own Twitter feed yet. But give her a few days.