Eddie Murphy arrives at the Kennedy Center. (Matt McClain/Post)

Eddie Murphy, king of comedy

Murphy didn’t tell a joke for almost three decades — until he came to the Kennedy Center to receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

Vester L. Flanagan, 41, a former employee of the Roanoke station, is believed to have posted videos online showing him shooting the crew.

A Duke freshman thinks ‘Fun Home’ is immoral. He won’t read assignment.

A Duke freshman thinks ‘Fun Home’ is  immoral. He won’t read assignment.

POSTEVERYTHING | He says his beliefs extend to pop culture and artwork depicting sex acts.

Local

Metro workers planning ‘sick-out’ Friday

DR. GRIDLOCK | ATU Local 689 officials said the action is in response to concerns over changes to Metro’s sick leave policy.

Sports

NBA fines Rockets owner Leslie Alexander $100,000 for leaving seat to yell at referee

The incident occurred during Houston’s playoff series-clinching win over the Thunder.

Technology

Everything that’s wrong with FaceApp, the latest creepy photo app for your face

For starters, the app’s “hotness” filter was lightening skin to “beautify” a face.