Papa, can you hear me? (Susan Goldman, Wonderful Pistachios)

Levi Johnston is going to be a father again.

While clearly this information is not vital to the public good, some Celebritology readers may be interested to know more about this matter. Therefore, I will share the most crucial details while using the fewest possible words.

Pregnant mother? Johnston’s girlfriend Sunny Oglesby, 20.

Dating? One year.

News confirmed? Via Johnston’s rep to Us Weekly.

How old is first kid? Tripp, son with Bristol Palin, is 3.

Is new Johnston baby subject for Sarah Palin to discuss if she ever co-hosts “Today” again? Hope so!