Have a smoke, Don Draper. Everything’s going to be fine now. (AMC)

When Lindsay Lohan fell down while out on the town Wednesday in New York, she was not drunk. The actress says she’s just klutzy. Just so we’re all clear. (People)

Lady Gaga reportedly had to toss a drunken Adam Lambert out of her birthday party earlier this week. Among other things, he allegedly punched a hole in the ceiling at L.A.’s La Cita restaurant and tried to smear cake on Gaga’s face. (Us)

Snoop Dogg says that Queen Elizabeth asked him to write the song “Wet” for Prince William’s stag party. This is hard to believe on about 800 levels, but Snoop said it on television to George Lopez. Would the Dogg tell a lie? (Popeater)

Chloe Moretz gets a dark gig and a buzzy documentary from 2010 spawns its own TV series. Read all about it after the jump.

Musical episode of “Grey’s Anatomy” earns mixed reviews. (The Hollywood Reporter)

Chloe Moretz has joined the cast of Tim Burton’s “Dark Shadows” adaptation. She’ll play Elizabeth Collins Stoddard, daughter of Michelle Pfeiffer’s character. (Vulture)

Michael Buble married his fiance Luisana Lopilato Thursday in Argentina. (Contactmusic.com)

MTV is developing a TV series based on last year’s social-networking documentary “ Catfish .” (Slashfilm)