Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr regaled Conan O’Brien with tales of her childbirth during last night’s “Conan.” As a result, the audience learned that her labor lasted 27 hours, involved no medication and did not permit husband Orlando Bloom to use the bathroom.

“I made him pee in a bottle,” Kerr explained, noting that Bloom never left her side during the process.

“That seems extreme,” O’Brien noted.

Indeed. It also seems extreme that Kerr gave birth to a 10-pound child (name: Flynn) with no epidural, and that she just had the baby four months ago and has already regained the body of, well, a Victoria’s Secret model. But that’s me. Watch the interview below.