A morning mix of entertainment headlines . . .
In more royal pregnancy coverage — because there will always be more — the Daily Mail has already figured out what the future offspring of Kate and William will look like using forensic science and, apparently, the face-meld technology once employed by Conan O’Brien . Snooki is already offering the royal couple child-rearing advice, via the New York Daily News. Oh, and one more thing: People says that Prince Harry must be the happiest person of all regarding the pregnancy, because the arrival of the new royal child — or children, as the case may be — pushes him further down the line of succession to the throne.
In other celebrity news, assuming anyone cares about other celebrities when the royals are having a baby: Kristin Chenoweth is reportedly dating former “Bachelor” star Jake Pavelka. (GossipCop)
“Dancing With the Stars” host Brooke Burke-Charvet is preparing this week for her thyroidectomy. (People)
According to Us Weekly, Katy Perry hid under a table last month when Russell Brand showed up at the same restaurant where she and John Mayer were dining. Which sounds like the best episode of “Three’s Company” ever. (Us)