• Photos from the March 26 Reese Witherspoon-Jim Toth nuptials have been released to People magazine, and it turns out the bride eschewed a traditional white gown in favor of pink tulle and lace — complemented, of course, by strappy Jimmy Choos.
• “House, M.D.” beauty Olivia Wilde was seen snuggling with Justin Timberlake in L.A. over the weekend, but she’s playing it coy. Since it’s the most boring thing in the world to watch two celebrities pretend they’re just friends, let’s go ahead and speculate now about whether or not to believe Wilde’s tweet:
Cool it, honeybadgers. We are just friends and have been for years.
• You may have read all about Kirstie Alley’s unfortunate “Dancing With the Stars” rumba-tumble Monday evening — by the way, she’s fine — but by sunrise, attention shifted to supermodel Kate Upton’s decidedly less complicated dance moves. After Upton, a possible new paramour of Kanye West’s, was spotted dancing along to the wiggle-friendly hip-hop jam ”Teach me How to Dougie” at Saturday’s Los Angeles Clippers game at the Staples Center, the Internet at large went scrambling for the footage. Check it out: