Oh, Andy Cohen. What have you unleashed onto the world?

The third season of the “New Jersey” installment of Bravo’s “Real Housewives” franchise returned last night, introducing us to the newest housewife, Melissa Gorga. Veteran housewife Teresa Giudice and Gorga, her sister-in-law, do not get along even though they’re both married to Joes. So where’s the best place to let these bad feelings fly? A christening of course. Teresa attempts to congratulate her brother on his son’s special day, but Joe rebuffs the gesture, calling her “garbage.” Her husband (Other Joe) steps in to defend her honor with his fists, and the two men start brawling — in front of their children. Keep it classy, “New Jersey.”