Taylor Swift sat down with Ellen DeGeneres on Tuesday for one of the toughest interviews of her career. And by tough, I mean faux-intense for the purposes of comedy.

Watch the interview below to find out who Taylor Swift is dating (hint: no one), how often she washes her hair and what her time in prison was like.

Oh, wait. As Swift points out, she wasn’t in prison. “I’m sorry,” DeGeneres apologizes. “I’m thinking of my questions for T.I.”