Kate Middleton, in the dress seen around the world. (Pascal Le Segretain/GETTY IMAGES)

Here’s a rundown of just some of the quality analysis from the famous people who didn’t score an invite to Westminster Abbey.

E! has been broadcasting its own uniquely, um, E!-like coverage on television and online, anchored by Giuliana Rancic and others.A British commentator just noted that Middleton padded the hips on her dress to make her waist look smaller. “Really?” Rancic asked. “That’s brilliant.”

It’s surprising, really, that Jay and Silent Bob didn’t get invited to the wedding. Despite the snub, Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes are currently live streaming their analysis of the royal wedding. (Sample comment from Smith: “What happens to these two now? Is he a decorated war hero of some sort?”) I am guessing the language may get NSFW although they’ve kept it surprisingly clean so far.

Tila Tequila has been doing the same thing. Because the royal wedding needed an additional dose of dignity, and she’s the obvious person to fill that need.

And then there are the tweets. Here’s a handful of the best so far, with more undoubtedly to come.

From Stephen Colbert:

At the Royal Wedding. Crap, I’m wearing the same thing as Camilla.less than a minute ago via SocialOomph Favorite Retweet ReplyStephen Colbert

Related links:

Full coverage of the royal wedding: Royal Wedding Watch

Celebritology: Rate Victoria Beckham’s wedding hat

From Diablo Cody:

I’m going to mute the Royal Wedding and blast “Love Song” by Tesla while Kate walks down the aisle.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyBrook Busey

From comedian Paul Scheer:

Britain has William & Kate and We have Chloe & Lamar. I think we win.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyPaul Scheer

Denis Leary, debating whether to tune in:

Tougher call - Royal Wedding or Carrott Top DVD. Hmmm....less than a minute ago via Who Say Favorite Retweet ReplyDenis Leary

And ?uestlove of The Roots, caving in:

ok. im up. but i am NOT turning on the tv to watch you know what.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyQuesto of The Roots

ok....am i a sucka if i watc-----nevermind.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyQuesto of The Roots