First dancer eliminated from “Dancing With the Stars.” Read a recap in the TV Blog, and/or watch the moment below when either Sugar Ray Leonard or Mike Catherwood gets the boot.

Chris Brown’s “Dancing With the Stars” performance was pre-taped. So no need to answer any pesky questions about Rihanna. (EW)

George Clooney has been named as a witness in the trial of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, who stands accused of allegedly having sex with an underage prostitute and attempting to cover it up. Clooney has made the witness list because he was reportedly seen at one of Berlusconi’s parties, but the actor tells People that he only met the man once, while seeking aid for Darfur. (People)

Lindsay Lohan won’t face charges in Betty Ford assault case. Prosecutors decided there wasn’t sufficient cause to bring the case to court. (LA Times)

Jackie Chan remains alive and well. So can we stop discussing his non-death on Twitter now? (Jackie Chan’s Facebook page)

Colin Farrell explains friendship with Elizabeth Taylor , which developed within the last year and a half of the actress’s life. “How did we become friends? You know, the old story of boy meets girl, the boy pesters girl with too many phone calls at inappropriate hours of the night.” Oh, that story. (Us)

Perez Hilton is now a children’s author and Bill Murray plays a former president. Read all about it after the jump.

Perez Hilton is writing a children’s book called “The Boy With Pink Hair.” In possibly related news, the American Association of Pediatrics announces that children who learn how to snark on celebrities at a young age perform better on standardized tests*. (Galley Cat)

Bill Murray will play Franklin Delano Roosevelt in an upcoming film. “The only thing we have to fear is ... it’s in the hole!” (Vulture)

More on those ongoing “Mad Men” negotiations between Matthew Weiner and AMC/Lionsgate. (The Hollywood Reporter)

Michael Lohan releases photos on Twitter of him kissing his new girlfriend. Before you click, decide if you’re ready to see this so early in the morning. (Popeater)

*I was just kidding about the standardized tests.