Farewell Conan O'Brien and his now gone beard. (Chris Pizzello/AP)

After bringing out a makeshift barber shop on last night’s “Conan,” Ferrell whipped out his razor, Excalibeard, and gave O’Brien some facial hair options, including “The Love Caterpillar.” It turns out that Ferrell — who is currently guest-starring on “The Office” — isn’t a great barber.

Devotees will remember O’Brien originally grew the beard during the writer’s strike. He’s had the beard on-and-off since then.

Watch the beard shaving, containing some sort-of NSFW “Playboy” talk, and Ferrell’s final shaving threat below: