Everyone wants to be a pop star. (Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

So begins “Bump It,” the new pop single from none other than White House party crasher Michaele Salahi. Radar Online has a clip for anyone interested in hearing 30 seconds of Salahi speak-singing over a wafer-thin dance track that’s even more flavorless than we’d have imagined.

The site reports that the single will be available on iTunes today, but we don’t see it yet. Still, we can’t help wonder: will it involve actual singing? Will Tareq add Diddy-esque ad-libs? If the tune materializes and packs any notable surprises, we’ll let you know.