Lady Gaga singing for Queen? Probably won’t happen, but... (Photo by Tracy A Woodward/The Washington Post)

- Hank Williams Jr. is officially done as “Monday Night Football” theme song dude. The Redskins/Cowboys game on Sept. 26 goes down as his swan song.

- It’s Friday and there’s a new Beyonce video for “Countdown,” so you’re a little closer to the weekend after watching it, which you know you will.

- Sweet Tea Pumpkin Pie — a bizarre, giant, free music festival — takes place in D.C. this weekend, featuring 100+ mostly-unknown bands. The City Paper gets to know the man behind it all.

Clicky shuffle: Your random song for Friday morning:

- Father’s Children, “Kohoutek”