Eddie Murphy arrives at the Kennedy Center. (Matt McClain/Post)

Eddie Murphy, king of comedy

Murphy didn’t tell a joke for almost three decades — until he came to the Kennedy Center to receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

Vester L. Flanagan, 41, a former employee of the Roanoke station, is believed to have posted videos online showing him shooting the crew.

A Duke freshman thinks ‘Fun Home’ is immoral. He won’t read assignment.

A Duke freshman thinks ‘Fun Home’ is  immoral. He won’t read assignment.

POSTEVERYTHING | He says his beliefs extend to pop culture and artwork depicting sex acts.

Local

Metro workers planning ‘sick-out’ Friday

DR. GRIDLOCK | ATU Local 689 officials said the action is in response to concerns over changes to Metro’s sick leave policy.

Sports

The one speech I wrote for Obama that I didn’t believe in: Praising the Penguins

DC SPORTS BOG | Being a White House speechwriter is great — until you have to write in praise of your least favorite hockey team.

Technology

Uber’s ‘fingerprinting’ of iPhones after users delete app has sparked an FTC complaint

INNOVATIONS | The group claims that Uber’s practice of tagging iPhones was “unfair and deceptive.”