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WHEN HILL FREEZES OVER

Starting right now.

I have agreed to go rock climbing with his youth group.

Theres one thing everyone agrees on.

A summary.

LOUD NOISES.

The Apprentice was Big Brother all along.

Gotta catch 'em all! Or at least 1237.

I guess it's a teachable moment?

Jefferson has beliefs. Burr has none.

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