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Best Romney Secret Service code names

When word spread that Mitt Romney would be getting his own Secret Service detail, Twitter went wild coming up with code names for him.

Here are my eight favorites, in no particular order.

8. Stock Photo Dad (via @KoulMomo)

7. Walter Mitty (via @jimocarroll)

6. The Lost Osmond (via @ExJon)

5. Alfalfa (via @good4politics)

4. Grey Poupon (via @Right2Liberty)

3. PACMan (via @professimous)

2. Mr. Fantastic (via @MDMRN)

1. Mitt Romney (via @JonahNRO)

Did I miss any? Holler in the comments!

Alexandra Petri writes the ComPost blog, offering a lighter take on the news and opinions of the day. She is the author of "A Field Guide to Awkward Silences".

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