Eddie Murphy arrives at the Kennedy Center. (Matt McClain/Post)

Eddie Murphy, king of comedy

Murphy didn’t tell a joke for almost three decades — until he came to the Kennedy Center to receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

Vester L. Flanagan, 41, a former employee of the Roanoke station, is believed to have posted videos online showing him shooting the crew.

A Duke freshman thinks ‘Fun Home’ is immoral. He won’t read assignment.

A Duke freshman thinks ‘Fun Home’ is  immoral. He won’t read assignment.

POSTEVERYTHING | He says his beliefs extend to pop culture and artwork depicting sex acts.

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Fingers crossed! Giant panda at National Zoo receives artificial insemination.

Mei Xiang, the 18-year-old giant panda, received two artificial inseminations Thursday.

Sports

The Spurs could be setting their sights on Chris Paul

San Antonio is reportedly interested in signing the Clippers point guard in free agency, although multiple obstacles stand in the way.

Business

Meet Marriott’s longest-standing employee: A 79-year-old omelet-maker

Cecil Exum has been at Marriott since before it was a hotel. His career holds clues about worker loyalty and longevity. And no one makes a better omelet.