— Preferred his earlier work.
— Blames him for loss of Van Gogh’s ear, enraged by ears in painting.
— Mistook “Two Tahitian Women” for lesser-known work, “Two Tahitian Women, One Cup”
— By “This is evil” meant that “The action of tearing a painting from the wall is evil,” wanted to provide visual illustration.
— From a distance, the Gauguin looked sort of like a still from Rebecca Black’s single “Friday.”
— Frightened of cleavage, has had similar incident at every art museum ever and one or two courthouses.
— Momentarily confused the word “evil” with “a good example of Gauguin’s primitive period.”
— On scavenger hunt with Reverend Terry Jones, winner is first to destroy all that is good and beautiful in this world.
— She’s been framed.