Well, he’s back.
He’s on Twitter, with his 64-point Plan To Keep New York The Capital of the Middle Class. It’s really happening.
And here are just a few of the dozens of headlines I beg you not to use.
- Weiner Back And Bigger Than Ever
- Surprisingly Short Recovery Time For Weiner
- Weiner Dogged By Past
- Weiner or Loser?
- Weiner Stuck Behind Opponent
- Weiner Experiences Growth/Shrinkage In Polls.
- America Has Nothing Funny To Say About Weiner.
- Confronted With Weiner, New York Shudders And Turns Away
- New Yorkers Really Don’t Want To Learn More About Changes To Weiner
- Weiner Mobile
- Weiner Comeback
- The Man/Woman Who’s Beating Weiner (for later in the season)
- Can Weiner Come From Behind?
- NYC Underwhelmed By Exposed Weiner
AUGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP ANYTHING TO MAKE IT STOP